the wonderful world of dating – part three

you think you finally met the perfect gentleman. but no, he’s just another thirsty man.

3. “i’m the smartest guy you will ever meet”

you think you have it all: a high paying career, very reputable alma mater, and the height of 6 rulers (or at least close to it). you may not even possess all of the said qualities, maybe just one or a good looking face, but for some reason you think you’re entitled to all the pssy in the world. well, i’m sorry to break it to you, but you need get over yourself.

after a meeting a guy, the end result will go in 1 of 3 ways: friend, relationship, or stranger. “friend” is just a genuinely nice guy who likes to meet new people regardless of intent. “relationship” is always the mystery man hidden among the many “friends” and “strangers”. and “stranger” is the one you wish you never met.

the men who fall into the “stranger” category are the type of guys who are nice to you up until the point you reject them. you better watch out because if you don’t put out, you just committed a hate crime. the act of respecting yourself will disgust them to the point where they just can’t bear to make eye contact and does everything and anything necessary to get you out of their presence.


the most common “smartest dumb” questions this genius will ask:

“what’s the real reason why you won’t sleep with me?”
seriously, do you really expect me to answer this question? would you allow me to submit the answer double-spaced, times new roman, size 12 font?
unlike yourself, i don’t have ulterior motives or a significant other i forgot to mention. the reason i won’t fck you is because my level of respect for you is still in the negatives. as guided by the rules of amusement parks, your respect level is not high enough to ride this ride. and plus, if you have to ask, obviously you’re doing something wrong.

“i just want to put it in once.”
seriously, does someone actually fall for this? because every time i hear this line, i can’t help but feel that my intelligence is being insulted. so you’ve been trying for the past 15 minutes to try to fck me but you’re only going to put it in once and then pull out? yeah, okay. nice try.

so mr. big shot, it seems that even after the x amount of years of being alive, you still haven’t grasped the concept of the word “no”. just in case you didn’t know, it does not mean “please force your hands down my pants”, “please try to take off my bra”, “please try to dry hump my leg”, or “please show me your penis”. now that you’ve been taught the formal meaning of “no”, let me also provide you with a supplemental lesson on the meaning of borderline rape.

since your attempts were unsuccessful, why do you go ahead and attempt to attack me emotionally because that’s definitely going to work. for instance, you can proceed by calling women needy and insecure? then continue to assume that the only reason why i won’t have sex with you is because i’m afraid of being too easy? well now, isn’t that the icing on the cake? it can’t possibly be because i’m not attracted to you.

i honestly did not know that going out for drinks or dinner was an unspoken agreement for the exchange of sex. because the amount of shock and betrayal exhibited on their face indicates that i had clearly violated my end of the deal.

“out of sight, out of mind” does not work with your misogynistic attitude. learn how to man the fck up and stop being little btch because you finally met a girl who won’t fall for your bullsht.

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2 thoughts on “the wonderful world of dating – part three

  1. Hugh Chang says:

    Very interesting especially guys who use that line “I just want to put it in once.” Fact that people uses that line makes me twitch my left eye to the maximum. But, what can you do? World is full of people and weirdos. Keep up the good work Nadia! Dating and writing 🙂

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